Why am I always the one who has to "pull ahead" and wait for my fries? I know all those people behind me ordered fries. Why do they get their fries on time? That is not how "first come, first served" works.
Why would I rather run the same dish through the dishwasher five times than put in the five seconds of actual work it would take for me to scrub off the dried-on food by hand?
Why when I decide to get up earlier to get things done without the kids do the kids magically wake up earlier too?
Why does having a new haircut and starting to wear makeup make me more self-conscious about my looks than when I didn't make any effort?
Why does my car break down/a huge bill comes up/all hell breaks loose right before tax time?
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Why?
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all hell breaking loose,
answer the question,
dishwashers are the best invention ever,
kids ruin your free time,
tax time,
waiting for fries,
why